eponymous_rose

Written for nam_jai, who so kindly went above and beyond her bid in help_haiti to commission this one. ♥ Apologies for the bit of lateness; I hope you enjoy!

Title: A Three-Pipe Problem
Word Count: 3306
Rating: PG-13
Characters: The Valeyard, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Warnings: None
Beta: Huge, huge thanks to tigerkat24 for her powers of beta and hand-holding throughout.

Summary: This happened first. This is happening now. This hasn't happened yet. The Valeyard wanders familiar streets.

( A Three-Pipe Problem )

Two more requests from my Random Acts of Drabble post (and, yup, you can still request 'em!)!

The first is from rosa_acicularis, who very kindly requested a Doctor Who fic with "Frogs. That's the whole prompt. Frogs.". :D

Title: All That Hopping
Author: eponymous_rose
Rating: G
Characters: Nine, Rose
Word Count: 100

( All That Hopping )

The second is from tigerkat24, who requested a Sherlock Holmes/Doctor Who crossover with the prompt "You've gotta be kidding." I cheated a bit, but I imagine most serious Holmesians will be quoting the prompt immediately after reading. :D

Title: Chasm
Author: eponymous_rose
Rating: G
Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Word Count: 100

( Chasm )

With as many apologies as I can scrounge up for the horrendous delay.  It's finally here, after my agreeing to write it back in January!  *shame*

This takes a bit of explaining - over on Holmesian.net, being the young and terribly impressionable little newbie-goose I was, I sort of stumbled my way into accepting a challenge given by a certain vampire_cookies, who was obviously on some sort of horrendous mission to corrupt the spendiferously innocent youth of the world.  Namely, me.

Said challenge?  A Mrs. Hudson crack!fic.  Only literally.

Yes, our favourite detective's landlady is evidently concealing a sekrit life of drug-dealing.  This is trufax: the brilliant Cookiefied illustration partway down this page proves it.

So I wrote a story about Mrs. Hudson and all the drugs in her life.  But it came out serious (with anvilicious T.S. Eliot references and everything).  Oops.

Without further ado, I give you:

Title: A Wilderness of Mirrors (or: Five Things That Might Have Happened to Martha Hudson)
Author: eponymous_rose (Unimpeachable Goose on Holmesian.net)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Contains a fair bit of drug use and violence, but somehow manages to have no profanity whatsoever.  Good ol' Victorians!
Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Spoilers: Well, if the word "Reichenbach" doesn't send a chill down your spine, you may want to steer clear.
Word Count: 2,113 (a prime number! /geek)
With Much Loff, Dedicated to: Cookies!  This may be nothing like what you wanted, but it was hella fun to write.