eponymous_rose

Title: Five Places the Doctor Never Took Liz Shaw
Author: eponymous_rose
Rating: PG
Characters: Liz Shaw, The Doctor (Third)
Spoilers: Vague parallels with The Curse of Peladon.
Word Count: 1,997
Beta: The splendiferous imsanehonest!
Notes: For the tardis_quickie flashfic challenge #1: Historical Inaccuracy.
x-posted to dwfiction/tardis_quickie

( Look what I’ve made of you. Look what I’ve done. )

Another reply to my Random Acts of Drabble post (which is still open for business - come one, come all!), this time from mad_march_hare, requested the Eighth Doctor, Fitz, and "a cultural misunderstanding".

Title: Smoke and Mirrors
Author: eponymous_rose
Rating: PG
Characters: Fitz, Eight
Word Count: 100

( Smoke and Mirrors )

With as many apologies as I can scrounge up for the horrendous delay.  It's finally here, after my agreeing to write it back in January!  *shame*

This takes a bit of explaining - over on Holmesian.net, being the young and terribly impressionable little newbie-goose I was, I sort of stumbled my way into accepting a challenge given by a certain vampire_cookies, who was obviously on some sort of horrendous mission to corrupt the spendiferously innocent youth of the world.  Namely, me.

Said challenge?  A Mrs. Hudson crack!fic.  Only literally.

Yes, our favourite detective's landlady is evidently concealing a sekrit life of drug-dealing.  This is trufax: the brilliant Cookiefied illustration partway down this page proves it.

So I wrote a story about Mrs. Hudson and all the drugs in her life.  But it came out serious (with anvilicious T.S. Eliot references and everything).  Oops.

Without further ado, I give you:

Title: A Wilderness of Mirrors (or: Five Things That Might Have Happened to Martha Hudson)
Author: eponymous_rose (Unimpeachable Goose on Holmesian.net)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Contains a fair bit of drug use and violence, but somehow manages to have no profanity whatsoever.  Good ol' Victorians!
Characters: Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson
Spoilers: Well, if the word "Reichenbach" doesn't send a chill down your spine, you may want to steer clear.
Word Count: 2,113 (a prime number! /geek)
With Much Loff, Dedicated to: Cookies!  This may be nothing like what you wanted, but it was hella fun to write.

We-ell, I finished watching "Army of Ghosts" and "Doomsday" and, it being 2 AM and all, felt decidedly poetic.  Thoroughly convinced that I'm more clever than I actually am at this time of the night morning, I scribbled up a drabble for another challenge over at dw100.  In five minutes.  *wince*   The challenge phrase was "lost at sea".  Because we all have a little "Doomsday" angst to get out of our systems, right?  Apologies to T.S. Eliot.

Title: Lost at Sea
Author: eponymous_rose  
Rating: G
Characters: Ten, Rose
Spoilers: "Doomsday"
Word Count: 100